btw

Is there anything more ridiculous looking than someone trying to eat grapes (in a fruit salad) with a fork? I keep trying to stab the grapes, only to have them roll away. Then I lift them up gingerly to my gaping mouth, only to have them fall all off the fork onto the ground. I am a retarded monkey. Except a retarded monkey would just shriek loudly, throw the fork on the ground, and shovel the whole salad into its mouth with its hands, and then laugh gleefully. I'm tempted.